Do you have contact info for him? I'm not being weird, but how about straight up asking for it back? That is just so not out of the question.

Zinc is the best according to both my mother (a doctor) and my doctor. Load up on that shit. My problem with it is that since they did away with the Zicam nasal, there isn't one where you can drink anything for 30 minutes after you've taken it - and I am a massive water drinker. 30 minutes seems like forever.

Poor you, sweet momma! Jeez Louise! I don't even know how to offer condolences. In these times, I download random games to the iPad and just let her have her way with it, which it what most of this morning looked like.

Umm, seriously. We Need This!

Ha! We already have too much dawg to handle. A sweet 140 lb. St. Bernard by the name of Pearl Seymour. Yes, that's two names for dog. Kid is super interested in my hi-tech toothbrush. She asked the other day why I hadn't bought her one. I was like, "bitch, this shit is expensive and I didn't even buy it for…

I'm in but for the vicodin. All on the wine and bourbon. Gave child to grandma for the night. My guy is at the state fair, and THANK YOU, JESUS! I am not there!

It's okay for now. But she's recently been insisting on using my electric toothbrush, so I'm pretty sure that's how the crud was delivered unto me. Anyway, it's an excuse to get bourbon drunk and watch netflix all day.

Kenny, you so sweet!

I'm grey now, and have never even engaged in saturday social. But I'm not usually sick and alone on Saturday. Can I just say suck it to a summer cold that my daughter brought home from her first week of school? Can we douse the kids in antibacterial fog on the first day so this doesn't happen? Oy.

Congrats!!

That is frightening.

From what I can tell, and I am no evolutionary scientist either, they are saying that the high rate of PMS heredity shows that it was selected for, i.e. women who PMS on the regular are more likely to choose a successful mate and produce more women with PMS.

Me, too! Cheers!

I thought I included it, but it deserves to be included twice. Stress!

Convenience is key here!

Things that likely also screw with the genetic material: BPA, pesticides, herbicides, preservatives, medication, stress, and countless more. Imma chill and not worry too much about my nightly wine habit.

Also, I was under the impression that it's spelled 'psych,' no? Isn't the psych a reference to psychology? I may have been a nerd in 8th grade, obviously.

Close, the 80s. It is embarrassing even now for me to have anything that looks too new - I carry my mother's vintage Chanel, Coach and buttery leather hippie purses; I only buy cashmere in thrift stores, when I'm certain it will have a moth hole or two and fit like I've swiped it off of my dad or older brother, you…

For me, anything too new looking was (still is, really) absolutely unacceptable to the point that I would intentionally de-new shoes or clothing in any number of ways; dragging my shoes on the ground as I coasted on a bike, popping a button off of a shirt, washing jeans over and over and over - sometimes with…

Yep. It's total bullshit.