Satellite launches are heavily insured for this exact reason.

To the tune of “On Top of Old Smoky”

Every time I go to Pollo Loco they have an entirely different menu which is incredibly frustrating.

My personal preference is “please clap.”

It’s because you’re looking up definitions instead of reading the fucking situation in which a likely swarthy fellow wearing mostly white (possibly eggshell) who has been checking out your better half is asking to go somewhere and get nude.
Stop looking things up you prude nerd.

I watched this movie on a plane. So meta.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

Twitter is a social media app whose purpose is to disrupt the employment of its users.

Ham, Swiss and mayo. That's white enough to be the official Taylor Swift™ sandwich.

What I find interesting about this is that... I assume... a vagina doesn’t differentiate between a lot of sex with a variety of pre-marital partners and a lot of sex between a husband and wife... So, like... she’s saying, I’m glad that when my daughter’s vagina looks like the sandwich on the left, it’ll be from a ton…

LMAO... hipster? Is making fun of people who buy dirt a hipster thing. No I think it’s a normal person thing. It’s fucking dirt, I don’t give a fuck it it’s from George Washington.. it’s dirt. You have to have serious issues if you’re buying dirt just because someone you admire walked on it.

I don’t think there is one solution (drink less or smoke pot maybe?). But if you’re waiting for that miraculous day that you can get hammered and be 100% certain that nothing bad will happen to you, don’t hold your breath. I think that saying that women shouldn’t have to be constantly worried about rape - it’s the men…

In tort law, we often talk about two causes of injury: the “proximate cause” and the “but/for cause.” The but/for cause can be any number of events that lead up to the injury without which, the injury would not have occurred. The proximate cause is an event is sufficiently related to the injury to be held as the cause…

That’s just because you have no idea what it’s capable of. Mine just had his white paper published in the Lancet for example.

This clip is from 1971. In the early-to-mid seventies, Muhammad Ali renounced the beliefs of the Nation of Islam to become a follower of Sunni Islam, which does NOT preach or practice racial separatism. It is intellectually dishonest to include a clip of Ali speaking about beliefs that he held for less than 10 years…

So white people preferring the company of other white people isn’t racist as well?

It seems weird to me to give a sic to “premedidated” rather than just assuming that what was heard as a d was actually a t?

Hipster men trying to fit in with other hipster men. With man buns. While proclaiming their rejection of convention grooming in favor of their own individuality. With a sleeve that also confirms their individuality. Individuals. Alone, together. In a herd of individuality.

Hmm after Obama becomes president we have all these issues all of a sudden, how come no one heard about this when Bush was president?

So tell me something.