this is why you dont buy day 1 folks!

Make sure you really love Rick and Morty-style humor

Kurt looks a helluva lot like grownup Butthead

Well, I’m now sold based on that five minute trailer alone! $12.99 is a reasonable price, but $11.99 sounds even better.

It’s the most PES thing imaginable to have done it a year earlier and nobody cared.

Hey, a lot of people have asked what the PA stores are called. They’re Just Press Play.

THIS is what made you care?  Geez...

Only if you’re american

At least Nintendo won’t touch Senran Kagura Peach Ball.

You know, this is a horseshit comment, and while your intentions are no doubt good, you appear to have forgotten where you’re aiming. This is Kotaku. We have our faults, but pulling punches ain’t one of them.

Still only a small way through Breath of the Wild.  Can Link get his clothes blasted off or is that something they added special for Bowsette?

I’m already saying that...

“EXACTLY!”

12 years is a LONG time to have a name, especially if you created it when you were a kid. You shouldn’t be penalized to deal with a name of something you liked literally ages ago. 

Now I can fix the small error that required me to put an underscore in my name. When I made my original account I got 99% through and due to some small error I had to restart the proces, even though the account wasn’t finalised, I could no longer use the same name, so I had to add an underscore.

As I wrote in the article, none of the Kotaku staff who’ve played the game have felt the need to buy a booster to play the game, get past difficult parts or have fun. I’m not sure which reviews you read, but it wasn’t our experience here. You’re upset about the game doing something that, based on the hundreds of hours…

But the game doesn’t do that.

My curse is that I always fall in with the low tier characters in every fighting game. They’re always my favorite, and that very much includes Toon Link.

There’s a good word to describe an epically long journey across an ancient world that is fraught with hostile beasts and other dangers, and for some reason I just can’t fucking remember it right now.

Yeah, I was thinking “I’m glad he didn’t actually hurt him in his attempt to hurt him because he would have gotten hurt.”