You made a surprisingly good list of things that existed in Origins but I NEVER used despite 100%ing it. In fact, out of all the “tools” I only used the sleep darts a couple times because of the awesome beast tamer ability.

Only if you’re american

How does this compare to the iPhone version? I already have it on there but never actually started it. Should I just buy (and probably never play) the switch version? Or will I not miss anything on the one I already own?

Oh man. I remember making my account too (like, a decade ago). It was that awful.

Relevant dunkey:

Nah, the S is reserved for budget options in Microsoft land

See: Windows 10S, Xbox One S

Can you set a rotation for your crews? Like, can you make a shanty setlist and perform all around the Greek islands, slowly but steadily building a following, until one day you learn that ONE shanty that propels you to ancient superstardom, gaining the chance to perform for the Gods themselves? Will Sokrates and…

All the good writers left (or are in the process of leaving) anyway

Cameron Kunzelman hasn’t heard of the song

FFIX > FFVII > FFVIII

Prove me wrong

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I’m surprised anyone is surprised.
Kotaku publishes a lot of dumb articles, but at least they make corrections (unlike 96% of other blogs/news outlets).

“Video game’s portrayal of police as the good guys feels out of touch”

Maybe video games (and any sort of fiction, for that matter) aren’t for you, Heather

Uneducated writer gets even less educated responses. What a surprise.

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Another Nintendo Direct, another no-show from Metroid Prime 4
*sigh*

“It doesn’t yet include a voice command for getting more exclusives.”

Ouch

I’m glad at least one company’s leaders grew up hearing and internalizing the ‘sticks and stones’ rhyme.

Preventing people from using the number “14” and “88” in online survival games is about as good at stopping Nazis as thoughts and prayers

$150 controller and they didn’t even bother to add bluetooth? nothanks

This was so dumb, I thought I was reading a Gizmodo article

That last gif is hilarious