JOY

I will never make it to Japan.

Headline - ATHLETE VISA DENIED
Article - Man never had a Visa in the first place

Conclusion - Fuck you

I really wish these sorts of posts summarized the points made in whatever video they link to. Some of us are at work where YouTube videos are blocked.

Let me see if I've got this right;

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But the only reason they're talking about the game instead of the people is because the people behind the game are okay. The worst of what they have to suffer now is not being able to develop their game. Which is basically their means of keeping bread on the table.

I got a PS4 as a birthday gift from my boyfriend and a handful of games. We played it for a few hours and now its kind of just sitting there as none of the games really grabbed either of us (we picked up Assassin's Creed and Lego Marvel for the Wii U so there wasn't any point in getting them again). I wish it was…

America still bans books.

There is no word in English for the way Super Mario 3D World makes me feel during even a single level. I can be happy, admiring, amused and terrified all at once. Maybe French or German can help me out?

I, for one, completely agree with this list.
I did however consider switching the places of 4/10 and 6/10, but otherwise, good list.
10/10

I'm glad YouTube's ContentID system got attention from the worlds angriest demographic. Only good can come of this.

They did a preview of that, I believe. I think it was plunkett.

Actually, it's a technical art term. This is most certainty within the boundaries of the definition.

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IT JUST ISN'T DAMNIT!

Time you enjoy wasting, is not wasting time.

I'm tired of "No life" posts on articles like this. You don't get to decide what makes life valuable - posting on Kotaku is hardly a valuable contribution to society is it? No. People do what makes them happy, fuck what other people think.

*Steering clear from this game until Capcom stops supporting and balancing it.

You must just not have very clever or funny friends.