Well I appreciate the warning. Thanks.

The giffers are back? Damn. I go into the grays bc I live there. There goes the neighborhood.

If she’s sitting right next to him at the Met Gala, why didn’t she introduce herself?! She clearly knew him and I assume people and find out their table ahead of time via agents. Even if I don’t follow sports I’d Google my table mates!

I was all “this is totally a Taylor fame thing” until one of my favorite friends reminded me that Tom Hiddleston is basically the British version of our friend from grad school (always thirsty; trying to be deep but chasing the popular blonde undergrad), and everything made sense, and I realized Taylor was only a very…

Also, couldn’t you just put them in a baking sheet or something so you can do this to more than one knife at a time? I like the vinegar idea; hate the rest of this tip.

My second job is a shift job (customer service... not anything critical) and I’m terrible about being right on time or a little late because I’m usually coming from my primary job.

Thread high jack: At Logan Airport a little drunk and sad because I am leaving friends and I saw this little old lady with the best bag ever. I had to share

That is because Paul Rudd is from Kansas and this is what people from Kansas do to everyone no matter what city we’re in.

In the first or second season, the kids had gathered to honor their dad and it was one of the subplots of the season that he was deciding whether or not to go to school because that’s what his dad wanted. I don’t remember if he got there or not.

Yes. I used to want to do this with Britney Spears, but now that she seems to be doing well I’ve moved my Celebrity Savior Complex over to Rob.

Yup. He’s CLEARLY over having his heart broken at 19. I say mean and terrible things about my high school loves all the time. (To be fair, I was a nerd and didn’t date and none of them knew they were my loves, but that’s another story.)

Paw Patrol is awesome and I am sad my bff’s kid has aged out of the show. I can only hope when the toddler is old enough, he will also love the show and I can binge watch it while sitting on their couch during holiday again.

I’ve always felt badly for Rob. He’s the youngest of the four Kardashian kids, and I would guess has been equal parts pushed around and ignored for most of his existence. I just want to shake the kid, hire him a really goood sober buddy / pa, and get his ass into a career track that has nothing to do with television.

You can come hang out with my dad then and listen to the stories of every single item in the house. There are many, and there’s a story with EVERYONE. Bonus points if you listen to the stories about the antique tools he displays.

Can we have a big YAY! to Amy Adams for having top billing on this? Yes, she’s the main character and SHOULD have top billing, but often others’ names are put ahead of a woman’s.

It’s incredibly disappointing, isn’t it? Mystery is a good thing, people.

Ugh. No. James Franco looks like he never showers.

And no photos doing things aside from drinking! Like, I get it. You party. But you’re not drinking at a ballgame, a picnic or anything remotely entertaining. You are drinking on an ugly sofa. No. Just, no.

Hey now. Stephen Amell (and his abs) can get it.

Bette Midler?