I work at a desk job, but I work out 3-5 times a week doing dance classes, weights and running/jogging/hiking/walking (depends on the how I feel that day as to how much of an impact the workout has). I just naturally need a little more food to keep me from being a nutjob, apparently.

My Fitness Pal can suck it. I consistently, when I’m eating really well, fall between 1,600 and 1,700. I figure as long as I’m tracking, eating healthier foods and working out it HAS to be beneficial to me. The days I do eat only 1,200 are a days I become sociopath capable of murder.

Hah. Thanks. I had no idea she was Jean Ralphio’s sister in Parks & Rec, and I thought that character was awful, but hilarious. I’ll have to give some of her other stuff a shot.

Nope. I’m 5'3", and any time I try to take in less than 1,500 I become a sobbing, angry hungry monster who will destroy everyone and everything in my path. And then I binge. While 1,200 may be the lowest a person should go on calorie restrictions, I really think, unless you are 100 percent sedentary, it’s unrealistic.

And both beg the question, why would you ever WANT to understand it?

He’s actually decent. I loved Snowpiercer, but that was for the visuals as much as the acting. (Even if you don’t like him, it was a ridiculous cast — William Hurt, Tilda Swinton, Octavia Spencer, Ed Harris, Jamie Bell and others whose names aren’t household but are fantastic.)

I know Jenny Slate from here but never…

I know this is a highly unpopular opinion, but I don’t really get Marcel the Shell? Like, my friend showed it to me years ago and it wasn’t appealing to me. Kind of cute but weird and the voice drove me up the wall.

That news made want to cry for very different reasons. Also, similar to what another commenter said this morning, my response is likely a sign I quit therapy too soon.

Thank you. I don’t care who it is. If they are dancing they should be having fun and not caring what they look like. I get down like a fool but I love it. I’m taking a hip-hop class this summer that will be an unmitigated disaster and could not give a fuck how dumb I look.

OMG. We should be friends. I worked the midnight release of that book (dear God I made so many frappucinos that night!), and got my copy after all the others had gone out the door. So I’m home and it’s like, 3:45 a.m., and I’m of course starting to tear through the thing. I had a physical shock when I read that.

So I’ve been told. :-) I’ll definitely have to check it out now.

I can’t delete anything now, but it appears so. I was envisioning some kind of Broken Lizard-style comedy making fun of tough chicks.

Well, that is decidedly less terrible from what I was envisioning.

Almost equally depressing is the fact that “Lumberjanes” is the title of an upcoming movie.

Right? When the hell will Nymeria and her pack appear to rip the Freys to shreds?

This... this has actually never occurred to me.

I had no idea this movie was being made, but I 100 percent need it in my life.

This is why I have watched “The Neverending Story” only once. Horse in Swamps of Sadness? Hell, no. Lost my shit as a child sobbing over this and never really recovered.

Oh, Jesus. I did NOT know the dog died and nearly gave up on it from there, but FightingPolish from here promised me it was worth continuing for Snoopy revenge porn, and I was not disappointed. Also, I can give you a happy-ish spoiler if it helps.

Damn. I love him even more knowing that he made his home in freaking Minneapolis like a Normal, despite being beautiful and strange soul.