Also, watch some beautiful dancers perform to “Sometimes it Snows in April” and cry so I’m not alone in this endeavour.

Haha. Actually, she moved in to his apartment a week or two after that. Sucker.

So much this. People who chronically cheat do mental gymnastics to be victims. I left a guy because he had been cheating for a year (and probably longer than that but I never got proof of that), he called me at work sobbing about how sad and hurt he was, and how he couldn’t afford bills after I moved out and was…

THAT I will totally believe. He seriously chooses roles that involve the worst and most dickish kinds of people, and if he stays in character that would make a lot of sense.

But in interviews he always comes off very affable and adorable, and if he and his wife ever want a third they should call me.

Don’t tell me this. I don’t want to hear this. (I am now singing loudly with my fingers stuck in my ears because this will ruin the illusion I like to keep about Mr. Hardy being terrifying in his roles but adorable as a human.)

It happens. I have an irrational hatred for Maria Menounos even though I’m sure she’s a lovely lady despite her dolphin laugh.

I once invited a coyote into my car. I was driving to volunteer at the animal shelter and saw the “dog” on the side of the road. I carefully pulled over, rolled down my window and started cooing to it. It just stood there looking at me and doing the puppy head-cock thing, and I very slowly realized that it was NOT A…

That was my thought too. Maybe the ends sticking out isn’t 100 percent “professional” but that’s easily solved by making the ponytail a full ponytail or having the convo at the end of the shift making a suggestion for the next time. It's not like her look was disruptive to the customer.

Abercrombie & Fitch had a similar (terrible) policy in 2001. I stayed about four months until someone else would hire me. (It was my first job so I needed to prove work experience.) they were also super racist and sexist. I was not surprised to get class action lawsuit papers later in life.

She always seemed so much younger than Christina and Britney to me, so yeah. I’m having the same reaction.

I don’t talk with my girlfriends enough. I didn’t know this (period shits) happened to other people!

GOMI is Get Off My Internet, a chat board dedicated to bitching about people from other chat boards. It’s really gross as it gets really mean. I went there once and never went back.

It makes me sad I honestly enjoy most of the main page commenters and a lot of GT. I just don't understand it.

That’s just incredibly convoluted and I read a lot but still have no idea what’s happening there. I don’t know how people have the time or emotional energy to get that deep into relationships online. I can only reserve that for in-person interactions and even then, rarely.

If Hillary Clinton were a man, she’d have been elected president years ago.

Welcome to the grays! All the best folks are here. (I’ve been here since I lost my original account during Gawkergate when NVC was banning folks. Super frustrating to lose five years of comments, etc.)

True, although McCain was always a guy I was generally OK with. Yes, in 2008 he said some truly abominable shit and I am still angry at him for unleashing Sarah Palin from the wilds of Alaska, but. In 2000, he would have been a fantastic candidate. Sadly the Karl Rove rumor machine killed his chances with racism in…

NPR had a Utah Republican on the other day who said she would be writing in candidates if Trump truly gets the Republican nomination. She cannot and will not vote for Trump. Shall we start a write-in campaign?

It’s funny. NPR speculated people would write in Mitt Romney. It’s amazing how perception shifts. I’d so…

Do the sculptures have to be peen and boobs? Please? It seems appropriate.

I’m stealing this for when I actually write stuff.