Oh, I am sorry. Kids at that age are the worst to each other. I love teaching them now, but man I wouldn’t be that age again EVER.

Thank you for posting the full quote. It sucks, but it sounds like the judge made the right call — innocent and not guilty beyond reasonable doubt are two very different scenarios.

I didn’t realize it had been that long or that they are this young. I always think they are mid-20s because they’ve been famous forever. Eeesh.

Although, I’m sure young Hollywood is a very tiny community like a small rural town. It’s not like the opportunity to date normals from outside the community comes along every…

Oh, goodness. The last one that made me snort coffee.

The blonde. I only know this because someone came up with “golden Gigi” and “brunette Bella” on another thread and now it’s seared into my brain.

I choked on a quarter as a kindergartener. My teacher carried me through the hallway while doing the Heimlich maneuver. Poor Mrs. Darby. I definitely took years off that woman's life.

Now that I’m getting older and the possibility of having a partner to have children with keeps dwindling, I’ve been thinking about becoming a foster or adoptive parent. That said, I know very little about how the foster system works. While I know I could do a good job as a temporary caregiver, I think it would be…

I agree with your thinking. I admittedly have a very strong support network of friends and family who could help out, but for those where that’s not an option it isn’t really fair for him to have the ability to walk away when the mother doesn’t.

Agreed, but if she were a better person she would acknowledge that she made the decision, and thus he shouldn’t necessarily be held financially responsible for it. I’m sure it’s an unpopular opinion, but I don’t know that men should be forced to be financially responsible for children they clearly have no voice in…

Not true. I fucking love carpet naps. Sometimes it's the only place I can sleep.

My coworker is going on 12 weeks of leave for surgery at the height of our workload. I’m glad she’s going to get the help she needs but holy Christ.

This is an insult to bitches.

Damn, girl. I nearly spit my soda all over my computer screen on that story. I don’t have kids but I pictured that so clearly — with all three of you looking like you just got slapped.

They’ve had to be very careful with that because of her unapologetic support of stem cell research. They haven’t brought her out on the campaign trail since the late 1990s because of it. They had to say SOMETHING, but I have a feeling those single tweets will be all you hear from them for fear of alienating the…

My guess? The White House Correspondent’s dinner. She did a skit where she wore a kind of bag lady outfit. I wasn’t alive/politically aware then, but that’s my guess. It was a bit of a turning point in her relationship with the press. They were a tad less vitriolic afterward.

In interviews, Jennifer Lawrence has said he yells at her too, but it just doesn’t bother her. He’ll yell at her, “You’re fucking it up! Stop fucking up!” She yells back “OK!” and then doesn’t fuck up anymore. I think it was a Graham Norton interview where she said she’s not someone who needs to be talked through a…

Got to listen to two astronauts talk recently at a function. Apparently weightlessness means they have to add something like time again to any task they do. If it takes two hours on the ground it takes three in space bc it's so different. Crazy stuff.

I’m curious what they call birth control. I can’t take anything hormonal bc I had a DVT that could have killed me, so I now rely on condoms. Is that safe enough? They sometime fail. Does that mean don’t drink ever bc I might get pregnant with a child I’m not planning? It spirals from there and it really feels like my…

Well, damn. I should not have watched this at work. Although it is going in my back pocket for any time I need a cathartic sob. Congratulations to your countrymen! It is stunning.

I no lie watch it once a week and listen to the soundtrack at work when I need to get shit done.