I wanted Mad Max to win too, but fuck yeah for all those Oscars for editing, effects, etc.

I def. thought Khloe was Delta Burke for a half second. (I loved Designing Women as a show!)

:-\ I have a few friends who work in DV prevention and education in the state and I know that they’ve worked hard in areas all across the state (not just the larger cities). So upsetting. My understanding of Hesston is pretty much everyone who lives there (less than 4,000) works at that factory.

Oh, I know. I tried online dating here.

They’re just waiting for the comeback. After all, the acid-wash jeans are back... (fellow Kansan here).

Arrrrgh! The AOL chatrooms! a/s/l? The screen would always freeze up when some dude was being super inappropriate (the computer had no parental controls but it was in my parents’ bedroom so privacy was not guaranteed). It was the worst.

They’re probably just overly emotional about it bc hormones. I mean, it’s a compliment!

Oh my God. The eye thing is totally creeping me out!!!

Thanks. After I watched a few times I realized the last panel is full of living ppl. Or

I thought Arya was below Trion. Was I wrong?

When they pulled out farther, wasn't Arya below Tyrion?

I’m working on Valentine’s Day, which is just fine for me. (No partner = no worries about the holiday.) And I’m drinking a white Russian made with 2% milk because it’s the only drink I had the ingredients for.

Dawwww. That's adorable! To be fair, the owners of said dogs are probably more to blame.

I’m sure your dogs are cute. The ones I have known were awful. The one I lived with pooped everywhere, once made eye contact with his owner before peeing on her stuff, and barked and nipped at EVERYONE. The other mini pin that lived on my block regularly attacked my affable mutt, trying to walk under her to bite her…

Every mini pin I’ve met is a jerk. Basenjis are also jerks, but they do not bark. They squeal, moan, squeak and make all other kinds of dying pig noises, but do not bark. We lived next to one for years.

You’re independent with a great haircut! Nothing wrong with that.

Ugh. I hate these dogs. I love dogs, but this dog is like, the worst of the entire canine family. (And I lived with a mini pin.)

These people obviously know nothing about me, or about poodles. Poodles are jerks. (And so am I, so maybe they DID get it right?) Edited to reduce the size of my ginormous face.

Magnificent.

This was beautiful. The best parody is the one I have to read twice.