That’s the joke. If you see young people’s FB pages during the primaries, you see all of these passionate, diatribes about how THIS candidate is better than THIS candidate, and how they would NEVER support a candidate who wants to take the United States back to the Stone Ages, and how THEY as a WOKE MILLENNIAL know…

Some of my favorite books as a very little kid were from Reading Rainbow, which made sure there were diverse characters and authors (thank you LeVar Burton for giving me Mufaro’s Beautiul Daughters) featured on each show.

No he was not. Also, “Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s.” Pretty damn clear.

Was part of Virginia till it split b/c the people who lived there wanted to stay with the Union during the Civil War.

“I believe God was standing with me and that’s just my religious belief.”

I couldn’t even get mad at the guy who did this because it is HILARIOUS. Puts the guy who drunkenly hijacked my Shakespeare class discussion thread to talk about how he was an English major because he liked to drink and wanted classes after 11 a.m. and started a very long conversation about such choices to shame.

Hah. I still use mine as my online handle. Apparently, I never advanced past 13 years old.

^{Hah. I had a guy on OKC try to talk me into going to an informational meeting about his “revoluationary business.” Apparently the business was legit, but the meeting was at a University of Phoenix facility. Hard Pass.}

The Cowboys.

Samsies. I lost privileges everywhere during one of they great Graygates (not sure which one at this point). So I’m just a girl. Asking a writer. To follow me. (Trying to capture the Notting Hill line here... I think it’s a fail though.)

Ahhh, I forgot they have their own ability to make people gray or not on the subblogs.

+ Wedding Crashers

That dog is adorable, and when did you go into the gray?

Like that ridiculous arc with her husband that made just about zero sense? Sigh. Could have been so interesting.

He’s a PR rep’s dream. I get tired of his ubiquitousness, but damn if he’s not a great spokesman.

Here’s the real question: based on those IG photos, who had the better seats? I’m thinking Anne.

It makes you horny for your twin brother.

He was on Family Feud?! Did he answer anything correctly? Did he UNDERSTAND any of the questions?! I really do need to find this footage.

ILU and your nerdom. We’re the best.

Oh, I think you know EXACTLY how you feel. But for some reason are being too polite about it.