I am flattered, though I fear I’m not the right woman for tending chickens.

And I’m crying b/c that’s hilarious and solid grounds for crushing a crush. I’m pretty sure we can work on that confirmation for you so you can move on. (And at least it’s not a crush on Ryan Lochte?).

You are still nursing that crush on Gronk. I don’t think THIS is what you should be ashamed of. ;-)(Kidding! Mostly.)

Excuse me. Rohan is an entire region of noble horse lords. The city is Edoras. (Pushes glasses up on nose.)

My grandma flew for years while carrying a pocketknife. Granted, she was an old lady and the blade was less than four inches long. But if you knew Grandma, you would NOT want that woman armed if she had any reason to use it on you.

I almost feel bad for the guy... He’s the embarrassing dad who wants to be with it so badly... and just is not. It’s painful to watch.

This! I have lived in four very distinct parts of the country: Midwest, MidSouth, California and New York (and back to the Midwest). It amazes me how people are blind to the racism in their own backyards.

The South was overtly and obviously racist, and the Midwest displays a lot of that now, too. In California, a…

I believe this is true as well. Same goes for the sickos who harm children. Instead of having to stew in their horribleness all alone, they’ve found communities where their fucked-up viewpoints are the norm, and even encouraged.

I absolutely want that on a t-shirt.

They are all stunning and I SO appreciate the fact they are different ages, in different outfits and have different skin tones. But why did they make it look like Saoirse’s about to fall off a chair?

Oh, good Lord, me too. I hate both of these phrases with a fiery passion, and when they are put together, it makes me want to burn the entire building down a la Milton.

Hah. Didn’t get it until THIS VERY MOMENT.

Introduced me to the term “gang bang,” which my father of all people had to explain to me. No idea why they continued to let me watch this show. Or how high schools have gotten away with having it be their main musical production for years.

You have, in astonishing detail, accurately depicted my entire thought process while reading this article.

I believe I am in the not ginormous category, but pretty much EVERYONE has said Nordstrom’s is the way to go. I see a trip to the nearest one in my future.

That’s one of the brands I’ve been eyeing. Good to know they’re good boots! I figure, if I’m purchasing cheaper boots and replacing them every year or so at $120 per pair, I may as well spring for a $400-$500 pair that’ll last 5-7 years.

Damn. That’s a lot of cash.

That is both beautiful and horrifying.

Because she’s never met a boundary she can’t violate.