How ill the IOC members buy new boats without those bribes though?  They can’t ALL go to work for FIFA!

Checkov’s gaps in the armor fucking delivered! Same here, I was sobbing over a CGI eagle hugging a crying John Cena. Cena has been amazing. 

Yeah. I’m no psychologist, but it seems like they took care to make his weird brand of thoughtful psychopathy consistent. It’s just a lot of fun.

He’s not dumb, he’s a psychopath. Details that don’t matter to him don’t register in his brain.

The reveal of Chris’ cut-up face after tying the helmet to the raccoon was great, as was Economous’ line. :-D

I woke up at 5:45 AM eastern to walk and Feed my dog to then watch this at 6:30AM. Mother fucker was this great!

My dog always stares at the screen when Eagley is on.

In my headcanon , Eagley is Keith reinarnated as a bird of prey.I mean ...weirder things have happened in comics!

Yeah, dude was just very, very off and got things done as needed, but he wasn’t lepidoptery at all.

This show inexplicably just gets better and better, and I say this as someone who wasn’t all that amused by Gunn’s The Suicide Squad (with the concession that it is tons superior to the first Suicide Squad movie). I was genuinely bummed out about Det. Song’s Butterfly assimilation - I had her pegged as the smart cop…

It was “Pasghetti Arms”.

“When they officially retired Mr. Garrison as a surrogate for Donald Trump, it was because they knew that the gag wasn’t working, and probably never really had been from the beginning.”

I really enjoyed them going out of their way to shit on Matt Damon’s crypto commercial.

It’s just not hard-sci-fi. How are people confused by this? When was it ever implied that this show was trying to be gritty and realistic?

I may be nuts , but a lot of Charlies sound effects and howls sounded just like a demon from the original Doom game . Which worked perfectly since he’s killed by chainsaw .

Kite Man! Hell yeah!

My response to the Boba fanboys is always “Oh, you mean the scrub who instantly got his gun cut in half, and then lost to a blind guy in literally one second?”

Yeah despite a couple of attempts I’ve never been able to get into Critical Role. I did watch a couple seasons of Dimension 20, which I found a bit more fun and approachable. 

He knows he could kill every last one of them and they don’t.

I’m leaping to the conclusion that the zoo’s missing ape was a former resident of Gorilla City.