In a deleted scene, Dolly Parton plays the Turtle. 

Listen: Fuck Bob Kraft! He’s a piece of shit along several axes, and if this results in him eventually being pressured to sell the Patriots, I will enjoy a hearty and untroubled laugh at his expense. But I still don’t think this is the league office’s business at this point. That’s all I’m saying.

Did anyone kill their father, sleep with their mother, and then blind themselves over this?  Because that would be a tragedy.

yeah, if i’m gonna spend $1.5 million to live someplace formerly occupied by an evil corporation, might as well go with that huge mansion outside of raccoon city...

Here’s the street view. Bit of a hill there, and the neighbor’s a dick about his tiny lawn. Pass.

But Luke and Han WERE inept at that point. 

This is very Terry Pratchett.

At the very least, a great recruitment poster.

It’s not stealing, it's recycling. He did throw them away, after all.

It’s the virgin reference for me. It kills me.

The funniest bit in the whole damn movie... I still laugh just thinking about it.

This is the one book that was always on a hold list at the school library back in elementary school.

There were stories in these books? I can’t remember because I was always stressing out over the creepy-as-fuck artwork.

According to officials, the early-morning arrest stemmed from a traffic stop in DeKalb County that included the arrest of three other people who were with him by DeKalb police.

I mean, whatever I found the interview interesting. As far as his statements about prejudice, obviously that shit is everywhere but you may perceive it differently when it’s removed from the cultural context you are familiar with.

Stone: “There is no circumstance in which I intend to be pressured in order to testify against the president.”

There’s really nothing else to say besides:

The Mirage, the Bellagio, and the MGM Grand? Those are Terry Benedict’s casinos!

Wait. So the position of the MU is that The Devil was never in Las Vegas to begin with!?! LAS VEGAS!?!