Matty should have taken his father Andrew’s advice, he could be running guns for the Russians out of sunny Marrakesh. BUT NOOOOO, MI6 Had to ruin the fun for everyone huh

Don’t let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba…

Anyone who gets drunk at a work party deserves to spend the next day at a marching band competition.

To further clarify why running the tank to “E” is bad for the fuel pump, it’s because the fuel in the tank is used to help cool the fuel pump. When you get below 1/4 tank though, the fuel pump is increasingly exposed to the air in the tank, and isn’t able to cool itself as efficiently.

Drive as far as possible on E when the light comes on.

Dude your tabs are on fire!

How many donations from Mexico?

I’m not surprised some people act like they don’t know.

Crap, you're on to me!

This seemed insane at the time, now those days are quaint; lord help us...

No shit, in Ft Drum in 2011, they had guys riding the lawnmowers (not as a punishment) wear a helmet and PT belt. Because the infantry has nothing better to do than make up new rules.

Wimps. Bread and water ain’t torture.

A long time ago, when I was receiving training in the Universal Code of Military Justice, a story was told to us of a Navy Captain who was having a rash of disciplinary problems with young Marines under his command.

I have enjoyed your work for a while now (white woman who would never be THAT white woman), and just wanted to add some context. The Foreigner is an award-winning, fairly well-known farce that’s a staple of summer stock and community theater. Wikipedia can give you a detailed synopsis of the plot, but after funny and…

What were they supposed to do, being outnumbered by Republicans? Basic math was against them.

Does the cat pay its share of the rent?

Does the cat pay its share of the rent?

Three lovely roommates and a lovelier cat.

Three lovely roommates and a lovelier cat.

I can’t help but notice that the dress code for girls is much longer and more detailed than the dress code for boys. This shit always happens. For boys its always “don’t have long hair and wear pants”, for girls its “see the attached manual and instructional DVD”.