I have one word that might change everyone’s mind about that picture:

Jes-us, that’s harsh man! I can understand a mild punishment, or even a weird punishment...

President Holder.

Same being.

All in all, I’d pay someone once a week to make me my ramen properly if I were Rich. Can’t wrap my head around Lawry’s in ramen either - the real flavor’s in bone marrow and bonito - but you do you. There’s skill and time involved in making it, and I’d be okay with remunerating someone for that.

...you can always tell which vets haven’t had to wait two months for a checkup through the VA. This is what they’d rather spend money on.

I’ll keep that in mind... thanks.

I can only hear the word ‘Maroon’ in Bugs’ Flatbush accent...

Kinja has a suggestion...

Spain is 2/3rds Catholic. It’s probably my America-centric view of the world talking, but I’m surprised the country allowed this to happen. (It’s not that surprising, I know.)

...it’d be faster if you took the President’s form and released a video, Sovereign. (Come to think of it - what does The Root think of Venture Bros.?)

When most people hear the word “propaganda,” it probably sounds like a far-off concept or idea or something that only happens in other countries and never here in the United States.

...I’m kinda surprised you had to ask, even if rhetorically.

Costco beers are like Costco pizzas, then? Not spectacular objectively, but good for their price point and thus cost-effective for large gatherings.

“shredded cabbage, grated carrots, dry pinto beans, mechanically separated poultry, dairy blend, soy oil, scrambled-egg mix, and 24 slices of bread”

It didn’t seem possible to me for anyone to piss on this, but AVCommenters will find a way.

Honest Trailers did a thing earlier in the week and reminded me of this. It’s the opening theme for スパイダーマン using visuals from Spider-Man: Homecoming as though it was a TV show. (Michiaki Watanabe’s name is added to Michael Giacchino’s under ‘music’, since he composed the theme, and Tohru Ohhira is the Narrator again.)

Rice vinegar is an integral part of sushi, for one. Not really the same thing as salt and pepper.

...y’know, I did wonder why his mind immediately jumped to ‘child abuse’ after the teacher strike. And now I suspect the world is about to find out.

Cash is redundancy in a world of increasingly fewer points of failure. The examples you gave of payment options/services all have an internet connection in common - can you guarantee full connectivity for yourself at all times?