Their Three Chocolate mix is where it’s at.

I love how, in that gif, the guys behind him suddenly realize they can’t see what’s going on.

That sounds doable but heavy for two. Say I scale it down by half - any suggestions for what to do with the other half-pound of ground beef, or just do nachos?

That’s an unusual and easily-recognizable name. Not the worst thing to give to a kid.

It’s a question that doesn’t keep him up at night, clearly.

Jon Stewart is a man who made a career out of ‘frank conversation’ and has as good a grip on the American situation as anyone in that group if not more so.

Wherein the president doesn’t think black people use Twitter.

Got anyone in mind to play her?

You make it sound like... someone tried to make nachos and failed horribly at every step. (Which is still better than the actual recipe, basically Indiana’s attempt at panko-battered chicken.)

That’s a happier ending than I was expecting.

I would love to see their review of that ham.

Take a handful of Ritz, sprinkle dat cheese, nuke it for 10 seconds - instant snack with your dignity intact.

Eh. Dig through the local obituaries instead.

Try it deep-fried?

I basically have two options, given my geographic location and work situation: throw money at some aspect of the problem (donation), or voting. Neither will bring that kid back or prevent the next incident. So I’m left with increasing hopelessness towards this country.

So. Is anyone going to protest at the funeral? Maybe post video of them crashing the funeral?

Because the country demands cheap labor?

Is there not a group that organizes volunteer labor to at least temporarily make those sites compliant? Putting in a temporary ramp/handrails or, in more extreme cases, renting a portable elevator? Even with the relatively happy news of polling locations not getting closed down, unless I’ve missed something, they’re…

There are probably some legit reasons not to call someone “ma’am” but none of them seem to be at play here and it all just sounds like pettiness on her part.

*nod nod*