“Yea, though I praise the miracle of the Son of Man, I cannot help but inquire: Why does thou not provide any tartar sauce?”

What about... mini-golf? ‘Cause that’s fun as hell.

First chance I get, I’m seeing this movie.

I’m surprised that there’s followup.

But, again, why go after his family too? What did they do, besides exist? I know The Root of all places isn’t cool with collective punishment.

...So you’re not implying something about a woman marrying a murderer?

So were his family. That’s why we’re here.

Agreed. I hope she divorces him while he’s in prison, though.

It is. And so is attacking someone’s family for something the individual did.

No, no, you’re supposed to yell that at my wife.

So long as the bride is amused, go right ahead and be the magnificent human being that you are!

Have you ever slapped a man’s wife for something he did?

It’s not his enjoyment I’m concerned about. (Weirdly, everyone else here seems to think a wedding only involves one person - a murderer, in this case.)

...you are the first person to actually ask that, instead of racing headlong into conclusions.

...by commenting on other peoples’ comments?

Is that for me or his wife?

The wife, you idiot!

Make me. (No, really, I need a spotter.)

If you want to go shout at a dead cop’s grieving widow (or widower), you do that.

And that should extend to his wife as well?