Quick question: is there a good, pedestrian way to do this without needing the specialty sieve? First thing that comes to mind is a cowbell grater.

That’s not good parenting.

Time was, I could eat that by myself with a 2-liter of Sprite.

Look... if your drink is capable of injuring you, that just means you don’t drink it Sunday through Thursday.

[insert weirdly relevant Team America joke here]

I always figured that, if your ingredients have begun to oxidize, it might be time to change your storage habits.

It used to be that the only thing that could kill a journalist - and not just that but the worst possible fate - was damnatio memoriae. But we live in an age where words are cheap and trust is like rain puddles in the sun... Ugh.

That’s a horrifyingly apt connection you made there. It’s, uh, scarier than anything Nolan wrote.

...what comes in must come out.

The smile on my face is big. It is very big. This is a good thing to see.

You haven’t.

There are so many things wrong with this... But the main one is how misplaced it is.

This was the first thing that came to mind: bad thing happens, Caped Baldy approaches it to administer Justice.

Neat. Is he gonna plant some dumbass trees, or...?

That’s actually not such a bad idea... Horror happening in broad daylight is in some ways creepier, because it goes against the ambience and mood. Or worse, makes it feel like it’s somehow sanctioned in the setting because it’s not happening under cover of darkness.

Lovely.

First in a series of... well, all of them.

...judge tells you to stop talking, stop talking.

...Yeah, this was an accident. If it wasn’t, it would be Jesse in the field.

For a (literal) million employees? It’s cheaper to have a poorly-QA’d algorithm do it.