This is bad news for the Iowans who were relying on the physicists at Stanford to help them perfect cow tipping.

Tom, it’s a credit to you and Deadspin that you write cogently about finance in a manner that HamNo/Gawker seemingly could only dream of doing. It’s like two worlds.

It’s not plagiarism.

Whats your plan then? Gonna wave a magic wand and magic all the guns away?

Gave he and his wife an uncomfortably long stare at a Chinese restaurant in Aurora, CO back in ‘93 when he was the Broncos HC. Think it went well, and was made less creepy by the fact that I was in fourth grade.

PLANET OF THE APES: The Statue of Liberty half-buried on the beach. “Damn you all to hell!”

Sorry, gotta give the haunting one to this:

This has to be the worst sport ever...Why would anyone want to be around a bunch of women on their cycle?

Sooo like every CCG ever? They all do this and they’d all way rather you play Standard as it makes them more money.

Things won’t be so bad when it is the year of the rat and the t-shirts just have Ted Cruz’s face on them.

Wow, those guys from Estudiantes will never learn.

so....Jews beings Jews?

best response so far

Help is on the way. Governor Snyder has decided to appoint an Emergency Manager for Rio.

I just want to know what the hell is going on and make sure they’re not trying to give him special treatment because he was in law enforcement.

Well, you could come over for one of my classes. There are still quite a few openings. The response thus far to my One Two Three advertisement has been mostly angry voice mails and faxes. I guess Bridge is even less popular than I thought.

IslandReign has the correct answer. The alternate answer is that nobody younger than me has ever played Bridge, so the meaning of the phrase has been lost. I’d like people today to remember history and why the third game in a split series is known as the rubber match. I’d like them to know learn the rules and the…

You are correct, it wasn’t a “rubber match” not because of your understanding but because it was between two Catholic schools.

Barberena has wallowed in obscurity since leaving Mr. Kotter’s class - until now!

That tapout was as soft as Barberena's stomach