The Rams are an AFC team?

It’s better than Milli Vanilli, which did all of their staging off-pitch.

This is why people hate soccer. Seriously, nobody even touched them.

A Depends Dandy, Baby!

The Lakers plan on buying one 9 volt battery to power the lights for the entire season.

I don’t see what the big deal is. Did you guys know KOBE BRYANT is an All-Star this year?

I still don’t think he’s binged her.

Which would make the foul unnecessary, and thus a flagrant foul by the NBA’s own rulebook.

players with questionable pedigrees for a Champions League club.

I thought I’d never see the day where Redick and vertical were in the same sentence.

Crown Royal’s worse, man. Always signs you up for crazy porn sites.

Ah, the formidable hacking skills of Hennessy.

But together? They split the duties and make magic.

Giselle: “My husband cannot throw the fucking ball and catch balls in the face at the same time.”

So the Tea Partier got tea bagged?

Too bad the equipment guy didn’t drop him. However, said equipment staffer is now able to retire....like today.

Kids are cute, puppies are awesome, hockey players scoring goals is super...yet the inevitability of this gimmick being buried into the ground already annoys me. So I hope and expect you, the Deadspin hockey beat, will also post every time a kid holding a goal-for-puppy sign is forced to leave a game disappointed and…

Now he’s really behind the 8-ball.

#whitelinesmatter

Nothing but massive amounts of white in front of him. Who does he think he is, the new coach of the 49ers