People like you are the reason these posts are always so good.

This year, I had five football players ask me to adjust their grades after the semester or to let them to extra/makeup work after the semester had ended so that they could bump a D to a C, or an F to a D. I said no to all five, and a few expressed astonishment. Clearly, they’re getting special treatment from some…

Well how about the whole team pull their pants down and hang their junk out at the pitcher while chanting suck it, suck it, suck it. And why not have the batter go around and spit on every player he runs by in his home run procession? Defense had better keep it to themselves unless they want to be accused of attacking…

They’re all children. They all need help after this.

+7 (line)

LOL. As a Mets fan who only booed their own player once (Tom Glavine in the first inning of Game 162 in 2007, because FUCK THAT GUY, stupid Atlanta Brave), it’s really an embarrassment when idiots at games (most of whom almost certainly are at their first game since the mid 2000s) boo someone (a homegrown star)…

They’re not saying “Booo” they’re saying “Your failures are now microcosms of our own miserable existences; come join us in our self-loathing, slow march to our TOOOOOOMBS!”

In honor of SUNY Binghampton, the Fallbacks.

I vote Gobblers because if they ever move to Coxsackie, NY, it will be tremendous.

Went to last year’s wild card game at PNC. Your fans are fucking jackasses. Got threatened while walking down the row to my seat for having on a Cubs shirt. Old balls behind me wanted Arrieta beaned in the head because he was long-tossing during the Pirates lineup announcement. He yelled this the entire game. Fat fuck…

This was the most annoying post I've ever been subjected to on this website.

Look at me so I can finish

Fun fact: At Yankee games there is a designated part of each game where fans stand up, say “peace be with you” to all the people around them, and discuss how much they paid for their respective tickets.

“I like what I see.” - Rex Ryan

That’s kind of you. K-I-N-D kind of you.

To be honest, I should’ve known better than to try this in the first place; I mean, we’re not exactly in “let’s have a logical debate” territory - this right here is Rageland what was I thinking

My six year-old woke up this morning and put the game on DVR (having been made to go to bed long before it ended cuz it was a school night). A while later, as his mother was yelling at him (ok, me) to turn the tv off and get dressed, he asked if we could just “fast forward to the part where Murphy hits a home run.” I…

The league went pretty far out on a limb by suspending Utley

[lowers chair the right way]

“It’s worth bearing in mind that they won a World Series a mere 29 years ago...The Cubs, Indians, Rangers, Astros, Brewers, Padres, Nationals, Mariners, Pirates, Orioles, Tigers, and Royals all have longer championship droughts than the Mets.”