She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!

This is among the stupidest fucking things I have ever read. You should be ashamed for having written it, and if your parents are still alive you should apologize to them. You should also be questioning all of the life choices that led you to the moment where you wrote that nonsense and hit publish. And no one gives a…

“Lol”

“LOL!”

Spock

There's literally nothing on a football field that can happen that would be more exciting than this. Sorry football bro.

Hey Samer, you spelled “elated” wrong

Get used to it, it’s not ending anytime soon. LGM

“Love seeing the foot in play.”

Help me understand?

Best broadcast team in baseball. We’re so spoiled, it hurts listening to any other team’s broadcasters