I had a buddy in college who dated a girl whose mother looked like Joe West. She used to come home after work, drink beer and fall asleep in front of the TV.

On one hand, I feel like you should try to get the best out of your pitchers, and if Syndergaard wants to pitch to someone other than Ramos, I get it, and they should try to work Ramos’ off days around Syndergaard starts. On the other, Ramos has been a beast at the plate this year, and deGrom had similar issues with…

Appropriate for a bunch of jerk-offs.

I’m not being facetious when I saw that Steven Matz is a better hitter than anyone who could’ve pinch hit for him.  Matz is hitting .243 this season! 

Counterpoint: fuck the DH.

It’s time for the AL to go back to real baseball where the Pitchers play offense and defense just like everyone else.

Just another example of somebody on the left jumping all over him ....

in your ongoing Requiem for the Mets season, this is the Díaz Irae

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

I’m not 100% sure what this means, but I think that you are insulting both Jeets and Bryce, so I’m giving it a star anyway.

OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU SURVIVED IT

You’re an asshole.

No one is more intolerant of a child’s poor behavior in public than their parents. A toddler acting like a toddler for a few moments is far worse for me as a dad than you will ever know.

I think there’s a difference between saying “I can’t stand this” and taking the extra step to say “I can’t stand this so therefore you shouldn’t fly with your children”.

A lot of Met players seem to love playing in NY and for that fanbase, despite the shitty ownership situation and historically dysfunctional front office. See Thor’s Twitter AMA from yesterday, Wilmer Flores crying when he thought he got traded, and David Wright sticking around when he could have left for some…

“How can we be racist, we even cheer one of those filthy southern Italians” the truest representation of Inter 

If the team hired Van Wagenen because the Wilpons thought that it might somehow get them some sort of discount on Van Wagenen clients like deGrom and Syndergaard and Brandon Nimmo, that would be both stupid and entirely on-brand.

You should let FIFA know so they can update their rule book. Sorry...so they can update the “Laws of the Game.” Don’t want to come across as a stupid American who doesn’t know proper terminology.

“Okay you’re running, running, running and the defender says that your great grandparents were complicit during the holocaust when the Nazis pillaged from the jews.”

dulce et decorum est pro unwrittenbaseballrules mori