Aeroflot had a 15-year-old crash a jet in the 1990s so anything’s possible?

Thing is acceleration usually comes together with range. What enables range is having a big battery, which also happens to enable acceleration.

The guy this was made for is in prison for money laundering.

The guy who this was made for is in prison now.

“Folks, this is the cabin crew speaking.  This being Southwest, we have motion sickness bags for sale.  The cabin crew will be heading down the aisle.  One bag is $20, three bags for $50, debit and credit cards only.  Thank you for flying Southwest and we hope to see you again really soon!”

Yeah, I’m not sure how many people realize you can draw a direct line from the murders and the OJ trial to the existence of the Kardashian Industrial Complex.

They really are excellent, especially in person. Saw one the other day and I absolutely did the stare back as I walked past.

It’s been far too short of a time between when I last thought of Kato Kaelin.  30 years of nothing thinking of him wasn’t enough.

No shit, this is genius.  Comes with gloves a size too small to wear, one knife, one gun, only hits 35 mph on highways, and a hired driver.

The first memory of pop culture  from my childhood. I remember it being on the TV in my mom’s bedroom when she was folding laundry when I was very young.

We are not talking length, but height. But since you want to talk length, the wing span is around 117 feet, which means they were 3 wingspans and 50ft from splashing.

How fast do you think a moving jet covers 400 feet?

I’m no pilot, but that seems like a whisker away from a hull loss. This was during landing, so even if the plane was traveling under 200MPH, if corrective action had been taken 1 second later, it would have game over for everyone on board.

I can’t tell if you're being serious or this is some weird sarcasm/joke I’m not in on

The chase was surreal, but it lasted only one day. The trial, though, dear God, I have PTSD from.

That wasn’t the most infamous event that happened that day, at least in my life. I proposed to my ex-wife while the pursuit was on the bedroom TV.

Also Pizzacake comic that is also sadly relevant here:

The original “Tragedy of the commons” story is a fabrication. There was no tragedy of the commons until the capitalists came in. People knew that in order for the commons to work, everyone needed to work together towards a common goal of keeping everyone in the community alive and healthy. It was literally communism…