I have a giant oak tree that bombards my truck and house with acorns. While it is pretty loud, it sounds NOTHING like a gunshot.

Down on the ground!  *tree does nothing* I SAID DOWN!!  *tree continues to do nothing*

“The officers had reason to believe Jackson owned/possessed a firearm with a suppressor.”

Maybe if somebody has such bad PTSD that they think acorns are gunshots and empty their firearm at the sound of an acorn, they shouldn’t be allowed access to firearms?

I mean oak trees ARE brown afterall.

After hearing the sound of the acorn, the deputy reported that he also felt a “tingliness” all along the side of his body. He then said his “legs just give out” and he fell to the ground, assuming that he had been seriously injured by something.

Holy shit that’s nuts.

If you think that the guy you apparently searched and cuffed, in the locked backseat of your cruiser is shooting at you, you need to take the President’s cognition test.

The oak tree is currently in custody, on charges of resisting an arrest.

In the console space, discounts are definitely a big advantage that physical has over digital. Retailers actually compete over pricing whereas PSN/XBL/eShop have zero competition in their respective digital ecosystems. It would be nice if regulators forced MS/Sony/Nintendo to allow developers and publishers to sell…

Starfield was supposed to sell XBoxes. It didn’t. Might as well admit defeat and get whatever cash is out there from the PS5 crowd.

It never does.

Banjo Tooie you cowards.

Nothing about this needed to be formatted into a slideshow to more effectively communicate the information. 

“ol Obamacare is not overseen by the federal government. It’s run by the states and the state exchanges you fucking idiot.”

TwitBox.

The article is unclear on where the “Belarus” information even originates. Anonymous source A says cars will be rerouted, Instagram poster and Rennlist commenters are just sharing that they are seeing delays, anonymous source B says the dealer sent them vague information, and PCNA just says “customs issue.”

You are perhaps the dumbest troll to ever set foot on this site.

“Just a parrot repeating what you heard on TV but you’ve never actually thought about it.”