Why IS he still a thing? Is he some kind of a funny joke character that dispenses satire, or does his employer expect people to take him seriously?

That’s surprisingly good I’d say, doing the total opposite of what a complete dunning-kruger moron says. Probably explains a lot of why the stock market is as shit as it is.

It’s only investing if you’re actually investing into something. Crypto is just a big useless zero-sum nothing that can’t be used for anything except hoping that it will somehow appreciate in value over time despite being a completely useless zero-sum nothing that doesn’t add any value to anything on its own or…

lol What exactly are people buying for $40k? Answer: NOTHING.

It helps (well, the opposite, really) when you have no editors on the payroll...

Story?

Halo? Since 2001?

If you can detect the stuff with sensitive equipment then why wouldn’t it exist?

Gee whiz, it’s almost as if leaving important, strategic, long-term infrastructure improvements to society up to a bunch of shortsighted next-fiscal-quarter profiteers is a bad idea!

rofl!

Plaid Model S definitely qualifies as a supercar. It has over a thousand horses, over 300km/h top speed, 0-100 at 2.something secs - it beats the vast majority of supercars at their own game. The only thing NOT supercar about it is it seats 5 adult people, and has a trunk worth the name. Well, 2 trunks, actually...

Maybe back up that claim with some actual evidence...

If it suits his purpose...

You know, I’d take Elon’s antisemitism over the killer dictator regime in Peking’s murderous oppression and war-fetishizing belligerence any day of the week. Elon’s an odious douchenozzle; the Chinese killer regime is an actual danger to peace and prosperity on this planet. Many many many orders of magnitude…

Look at that orange smoke rising from the aftermath... Pure death, that smoke, because of course the Chinese need to use the most toxic (and corrosive!) rocket fuels ever invented in their vehicles.

Harrison (Speaking about Ke Huy Quan): “He was like, eight years old”

Yes, he’s in there. But, you’ve probably found out for yourself by now! :)

If Quark returns, would he still be tending his bar on DS9 after all these years...?

I would like to think Sisko’s content being Emissary to The Prophets and tilling the good soil of Bajor...

Siri, at least in my particular native language incarnation, is completely friggin useless for almost anything; it manages to screw up even the most basic of inquiries and instructions. It’s absolutely fucking infuriating it is, especially considering the price of Apple devices, and how smug Apple execs always are at…