Unless he knows someone at a games store somewhere who allowed the purchase(s) to go through.

Any “blowing-up” would be quickly forgotten by the general public, particularly when concerning something so minor as a single individual. Do you spend a lot of time these days thinking about all the (sex) criming that went on at Blizzard Entertainment a couple years ago? Nah, I didn’t think so either.

You really think the private equity corporate pirate boss-man actually pays for healthcare? Watch out, he might have a bridge to sell you... :P

Yeah, I don’t see what’s the BFD, really. It’s not like that tennis player Douchovic or whatever the fuck his name is, yowling loudly right as his opponent’s about to swing at the ball or something like that.

Owwie. Bad tape machine! :(

Ugh, last thing we need now in this stagflation recession are even more premium mechanical keyboards which presumably also are even more expensive.

You haven’t heard “loud keyboard” until you’ve typed on an original IBM buckling spring keyswitch keyboard... :D

How long did you look at that picture before you started reading the post? I myself - whom is not the world’s most observant person ever I easily admit - noticed the red car almost immediately. Then there’s something seriously out of whack with the pistachio-green car right next to it, the side windows look like rear…

It’s telling what a disproportionate impact this motherfucker has on our existence and daily lives when you can actually successfully make a meme post like that. I can’t wait for him to just fucking go away one way or the other, him falling down some stairs and snapping his neck or something would be...too much to…

You’ve never responded with any facts at all, you’ve repeatedly stated Russia would stomp Ukraine and other nonsense like that, that’s not what’s happening and it will never happen. Russia is a c0rrupt cleptocracy where competency in the military hierarchy is seen as a threat to upper government leadership (because…

I was thinking Dump was gonna go with a big ole shit-eating grin to show how little he cares about all of this, but of course it turns out I misoverestimated his mental abilities. Severely.

He can just declare bankruptcy, like he’s done so many times before.

I seem to recall them reviewing some noise-cancelling earbuds or something some time ago...or something.

Only way he has $50B is if he stole it out of Uncle Sam’s cash register while nobody was looking, while he was Prez... :P

With his elevator shoes and his anti-grav belt on, he may hit those figures.

Bigliest.

I’m not surprised if it turns out an artist didn’t touch this - hell, a suitable piece of concept art Amazon could use for promotional purposes probably exists already somewhere in Bethesda’s records (this is a decades-long franchise after all) - no, what I was getting at was what OTHER people may or may not have…

Does it often happen that the US gov’t sues corporations for not hiring illegal immigrants...?

I’m at a loss trying to explain how this horrific poster could have been released to media. The backwards red car right in the foreground is reason enough for pause, nevermind the multitudes of other errors and weirdness - did people look at this thing and go like, “naaah, they’ll never notice that”, or what?

Too true!