Go fuck yourself; guy named John Olerud’s helmet.

That would be a wise choice.

There is no such thing as a nice fan base. Are you new here?

If you wanted to see the Jacksonville Fucking Jaguars in the Super Bowl over the most reviled team in sports, then you have no soul. The Pats are the only interesting story in that shitty league.

You are not a Pats fan. You are a Jaguars fan.

Magary is a hateful fuck who will spend eternity on this digital rag.

This might be the ugliest human, inside and out, that I have seen in quite some time.

This fucking idiot is poison for kids. Not enough bad things can happen to him.

Just another douchebag from the sporting world. I bet you all liked his fancy suits though lol. Suckers.

You want the Patriots to be mediocre to “purge” the entitlement? What a fucking loser mentality you have. I hate to break it to you, but if this were Dallas or Pittsburgh or New York or anywhere else having this amount of sustained success, their fans would be just as entitled and obnoxious. Hell, they already are and…

Yes, yes. I can just hear Bill Belichick telling someone, anyone, that the “final piece to his legacy” is Jimmy Garoppolo.

You fuck everything up. Because you’re not a real journalist. Go post some more bear videos, hack.

Football is for men who crave head injuries. They can handle some snow. Don’t you worry, hippy.

Wow. Hot take of your own there. Go cool down, shooter.

Deadspin writers. All a buncha fags with no talent. How’s that for a politically incorrect statement.

QB’s don’t actually play each other. Sheep.

Who’s the 40-year-old playing at an elite level in the NFL with 5 super Bowl Championships. You or him? If he’s dumb, then what the fuck are you? See what I did there? Apparently the “bullshit he spews” is working out well for him.

Manfred owned that fat fuck. That fat fuck tried to corner Manfred and he had zero follow up when Manfred told him the Marlins plan was placed on his desk two days before. Le Be Tard is a fucking clown who got in over his head. And was owned hard. Fat fucking no-talent prick. Nobody gives two shits about the Marlins…

If you’re proud to have a co-worker who routinely posts fucking Bear videos, then I pity your contentment.

What kind of life do you live where you give a fuck about Rich Eisen?