What the fuck has Carson Wentz ever won? Every time he goes up against even a half-decent team like the Rams, he doesn’t look special. The fact that he can’t play 100% from the pocket is going to send him to an early retirement. People talking this guy up like the Super Bowl was his to lose.

Twist yourself into a pretzel, motherfucker.

Jokes on you, Deadspin. This is more original and creative than anything original shit you hipster no-talents have ever done. Especially the bear-posting hack that is Tom Ley.

LOL. What a Ho-er.

Trey Wingo

What did ESPN producers say at this production meeting: How can we possibly make Mike and Mike worse than it already is? Trey Wingo! Let’s do it.

Wants nothing to do with Deadspin or the Gawker network? Sounds like a wise man.

I read the questions. What a bunch of fucking lifeless losers you all are. Get a fucking life.

Wisconsin. This loser is from Wisconsin.

This sports radio loser is from Wisconsin.

Nope

You belong in the toilet, fat boy.

If this were a black woman being TKO’d by a white cop... Oh, Lord have mercy. You won’t read about this story on “The Root”

You’re a fucking clown

I’m sure you empathize perfectly.

Did he tell if he hooked the fish through the eye upon catching it with a SHARP HOOK?! Give me a break, Captain Canada.

Did he make a gesture? I couldn’t get past the pineapple haircut.

This guy should find the nearest cliff and take a dive. He has no value. Video games? What a loser.

241 idiots starred this reach?

Good for these non-fans boycotting this bullshit. Spending almost 1B on a bouncy ball arena while people continue to live in poverty was a brilliant idea.