17,000 Macs? That's like, what, a single Starbucks worth?

My money is on the entire moving leading you to believe they're traveling a great distance when they're traveling a through time.

My money is on them time-traveling to the future.

You mean it's a guarantee it will be grand in concept and weak on character.

Actually, baggy pants are probably the culprit here. With a loose fitting pant, fabric bunches when sitting, forming a tight band from the crotch, across the pocket, to the out seam.

You remind me of the guys who are really into camera gear, not photography.

Why would you post a photo of yourself with someone you alleged to not know?

Well played.

Don't correct him; it's an easy way to suss out steathy idiots, like vaping and ear gauging.

My concern with the glass is fingerprints.

Interesting commentary, especially considering the D800 has known white balance issues.

This is a camera expressly designed for sports and wildlife, so take this review and subsequent comments with a grain of salt.

The strap is far too thick and the hardware is much too clunky. Probably works well for the sort of goober who wears a DSLR around their neck, but in the field or on set I use a variety of straps from: http://optechusa.com married with a strap mount from: http://www.customslr.com.

Nikon sure does make some ugly cameras.

I just moved from Santa Monica. This does not surprise me one bit.

As innovative as your comment.

Nope. Not even close. They will release a watch and millions will buy it. It will be heralded as the first proper wearable and all others will pale in its comparison. Mostly, this will annoy you and the degenerate family members you discuss this with.

He's using trick one from the "Official Woman's Guidebook to Getting What You Want".

Ugh. Shut up. He's right.