My bad. I misread your original post. I support the recline.

I was one of the commenters crucified in the previous post because I suggested I recline as I see fit. I should have said I seldom ever recline my seat, even on long haul flights, and usually only do so as a response to the seat in front of me being fully reclined. I would support seats not reclining.

Nope. Your size and comfort are a you problem, not a me problem.

Very likely. However, if the only way I could work from my laptop was to recline fully because the guy in front of me was fully reclined as well, I would politely ask you to understand my predicament. I don't relish inconveniencing my fellow travelers.

Yep, you're retarded.

I generally don't need to recline and seldom do; the problem arises when the pax ahead of me does. I'm now faced with two choices: sit six inches from his seat back or recline. What do you think I'm going to do?

Are you retarded? What makes you think you can get something like that aboard a plane?

Impotent rage? You're the one threatening to dig your knees into the center back of a seat because you think we should all be as uncomfortable as you. Think about that. Get help.

Good luck, buddy; your knees aren't keeping me from reclining. Not happening. Even if, somehow, your knees are able to support the weight of me and my seat, you won't be able to endure that for more than... three minutes. Ergo, you can eat a bag of dicks.

I fly frequently. I've flown all over the world. I've encountered every kind of traveler imaginable. Contrary to what you believe, your knees cannot keep my seat from reclining.

Your 6'5" frame and passive aggressive entitlement will give you five minutes entertainment digging your knees into my seat. Then you will give up. I will endure that bullshit, your shifting, grunting, mumbling under your breath, theatrical grabbing at my headrest as you go to the lav, and whatever you deem necessary.…

Trust me, you'll give up long before I do. I fly frequently for work, I'm a courteous flyer. I help those that need it with their bags, I offer to share the center armrest, I don't annex foot space. I will recline slowly, but I will recline. Just because you're abnormally large or disgustingly fat doesn't mean I…

I won't hear you over the dope music I play on my phone or through the earplugs jammed in. I'll arrive refreshed, you will land with a sore throat.

Your passive aggression won't prevent me from fully reclining and enjoying every second of it.

Nope. I recline when I see fit and there's nothing you can do about it. I will, however, give you the courtesy of doing it slowly and will return upright during food service.

But what about the ALS challenge, guys?

I look down on people who smoke and presume they're stupid, like the religious.

You are literally the worst. Just shut up and enjoy it for what it is.

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