No offense to the talented artists involved but I've always thought the VFX-heavy shots were obvious, especially owing to the clumsy composition.

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Good. This is what hubris hath wrought. Fuck that samba soccer bullshit.

SLJ flat out sucked.

Two couples did it and the Internet took notice. Hardly a trend.

I have a place in Portland.

Still the greatest show in the history of television.

Maybe it's the patriotic holiday. Maybe it's the booze. Maybe the sun. I don't know, but all I can think when looking and laughing at this pathetic display is... "USA! USA! USA!"

You can now resume not caring about soccer.

Unfair comparison. One is basically a cordless phone, the other a laptop.

Heaven forbid someone should properly write a post, right, asshole?

I'm constantly complaining how today's film clumsily steps on drama and tension with overwrought scores. Look at stuff from the 70's. Quiet, tight, suspenseful.

Content aside, they do seem to have questionable taste in music.

I would have called the cops before he finished his first amplified sentence.

His songs have a way of tapping into nostalgia in such a discreet yet powerful way. I find them quite moving.

The most impressive thing about that clever video was the effort and money wasted producing it.

Read "The Raw Shark Texts" and thank me later.

Live free or die.

Meh.

Had my mother been black, I probably would have.