If you can’t teach yourself how to code, you have no business endeavoring to be a programmer.

Attention highschool and college students: STOP BEING FUCKING MORONS!

If they were wearing ratty sweatshirts, beanie caps, scarves and sporting lumbersexual beards this would have been hailed as a brilliant "artistic urban exploration." Since it's a few white guys with collared shirts, they're "bros."

"They?" How about my ex-girlfriend, who cheated on me? Here this story out...

I tip 20% every time, no matter what, unless it's just horrible, shit service, which seems to be extremely rare. In fact, I can't remember a single instance where I didn't tip 20%.

It must have been written by the same knucklehead that wrote this gem of a piece on The Vane, which was the worst thing I'd ever read prior to this article about not tipping.

I would say the drop kick to his back/neck is what did it, not the ropes. That was a brutal kick and it was dead-on (pun not intended).

That's from Die Antwoord's "Zef Side" video and it's fucking batshit crazy good.

That's from Die Antwoord's "Zef Side" video and it's fucking batshit crazy good.

That 1992 video of the Toyota TS010 is remarkable quality for the time.

Your colleagues on the Gawker blog definitely do not share the same philosophy.

His "talent" is greatly overshadowed by his narcissistic douchebaggery and the absence of even a small particle from his now non-existent frontal lobe.

I'm making a video game called "Whack-A-Kanye." It's a game where little Kanye heads randomly pop up and you "whack" them with a weapon of choice. Players start out with a basic club, but as you earn more points from whacking little Kanye heads, you can buy more devastating clubbing instruments. Also, throughout the…

He had an industrial Cheez Whiz machine installed in his palace

You're too liberal. We'll leave it at that. Unliberalize yourself, for the greater good.

I wrote this original comment on a Gawker post regarding "women in tech:"

I submitted a comment in reply to this Gawker post:
http://newsfeed.gawker.com/heres-the-segm…

Gawker deleted my fucking post. You fascist pieces of shit deleted my post because it completely destroyed everything about this post. I can't ducking believe my post was full-on, completely deleted. Not left in the grey, but deleted.

I wrote a post on another thread related to "women" in the tech industry, or lack thereof. Someone directed me to this post. I was shocked. So I rewrote my exact post, replacing every instance of "female" with "woman" or "women."

I seriously want to shoot myself in the head and exit this godforsaken world directly as a result of this asinine fucking post.