It’s true. Source: am Korean. Also, Korea is racist. Source: am Korean. The sign is also true. Source: am American.

This is COTD?.....

Wtf, dude?

FF: This was really well written. Thanks for telling your story. I’m very sad now. Be well...DM

I feel this kid’s pain. My parents divorced when I was three years old. We lived in Alabama and- after the divorce- my mom took me and moved back to Texas where she was from. Growing up, it always sucked flying back and forth summers and Christmases. At 12, I moved back to Alabama to live with my dad. Lived there a…

Meanwhile, Scotland has yet to catch this wheeled menace:

Keep fighting the good fight, friends.

Stay tuned, this fall we will release an AWD electric.

We have something in the works to bring the turn signal post into vintage-esk conformity.

To the editor; I have the cubby still, sitting on the very same kitchen table I took the video with. Want it?

You’d have to be on a pretty steep hill, and parking on a hill would lock your valuables away.

Oh shit! My video is on Jalopnik! 😍😍😍😍

Should have had a beer train going like this dude. Bonus points for his O&A shirt.

New rule:

That is literally the last reason why, I believe.

#1 on the list would be the overly aggressive and inattentive drivers combined with #2 the very bike unfriendly street designs which don’t compliment #3 the horrible road quality with #4 being the heat, #5's sprawling distances ... or maybe it’s just #6, the social…

Signed: Leonardo da Vinci a.k.a. The Voice Of The Year After.

how can I keep my car from being completely covered in thick, viscous fluids?

I park under trees in my workplace. Tree sap gets all over my windscreen. I was hoping for a serious article. Now I'm a sad panda.

Try the desert roads around Joshua Tree! They’re beautiful, and largely thick, viscous fluid-free!