I don’t think she knew that. Her intro says she’s a novice sewer, so my guess is she read the phrase, either didn’t get what it meant or forgot at some point, then thought it would be perfect for her blog.

Scott Walker.

I’ve backed three games on Kickstarter; one didn’t make funding, one is still in development years later, and one sort of delivered.

I live for having a cold, metal instrument shoved into my delicate ladyparts, stretching them wide, the lovely scraping sensation of the collection tool, followed, after removal, by two fingers shoved inside my bits for the removal of my last shred of dignity.

I was a fertile Myrtle. I could have made bank at my neighborhood abortion mill. Why did no one tell me about this?!

Another good reason for a dashcam: tweaks.

If it streams to your phone, will it then upload automatically to cloud storage if your phone is set for that?

The first Russian dashcam video I saw online was this same scam, or at least a driver not paying attention when backing up. The driver with the dashcam got out, chatted for a moment, then pointed out the camera, at which point the other driver gave up and drove away. I’m going to get one soon, because there are a lot…

I am old enough for grandpa rock, but I'm not stuck there. One of my coworkers has her radio set to an oldies station, and it's good I don't sit next to her, because I would have smashed it to pieces years ago. How can you listen to the same music for 50 years?

Sure, dude, you look 30, but only to my 90-year old grandmother.

Was he a crap lay? Guys who go chasing after virginal types seem to be lame and/or selfish at sex.

How could Ellie have forgotten this dress?

Reminds me a little too much of this:

Olive is a horrible, screwed up person. If you can handle that, you should enjoy it. Personally, I couldn't understand why it wasn't a murder mystery where they tried to sort through an entire town of suspects after her body is found bludgeoned, beaten, hanged, stabbed, shot, and floating in the river.

I’m so old I saw it when it was first out.

Yes, I’m sure that’s her. The name Harriman rings an old bell.

I’m sorry. I hope it will not last much longer.

The other option is to watch Rosalind Russell movies and copy her style. Auntie Mame is a gem on how to deal with all kinds of people.

Nicole Richie, who does Rehab Addict, reworks the original cabinets a lot in her show. She’ll strip and refinish, then rearrange them. She usually has a professional do serious refinishing and rehanging, especially if she needs a corner cabinet added or altered.

That’s the way my grandmother taught me. Mix salt into softened butter, slather it inside and out, then wrap the chicken in turkey or foil until a half hour before it’s done, remove the foil. Perfectly moist bird with delicious skin.