There are laws against abusing corpses, so it may not technically be rape, but it’s fucking wrong and illegal.

The same guy who tried to steal Chewbacca’s (Peter Mayhew) special cane?

Or they might just decide to take your children for a visit, permanently:

Code doesn’t work, seconded.

Code doesn’t work, seconded.

quick thinking Mark pulls the fire extinguisher off the wall of the hallway and runs back towards the stunned and slightly singed chef, looking like a hero. The chef praises him for his quick thinking, not realizing that he had just tried to abandon his coworkers to their fiery dooms. He got a raise.

Yeah, there are. The problem is that pedophiles stay pedophiles. They may not reoffend, but the wiring seems to be pretty well set by the time they’re discovered. Same with rapists. That’s why so many sex offender registry laws are for life. Unfortunately, minors and rehabilitated offenders end up on the registry for…

I’m having a really hard time now with the positive attention Samuel Delany is getting because of the NAMBLA thing.

(Editor’s Note: 100% unsurprised this happened at Checkers Florida)

At home, I was emptying the hot bacon drippings out of a pan into a mug I was holding, and lost control. I spent a few hours in the ER with second degree burns and got a couple days off from work for it.

Well, I’m sure mommy was not thrilled with the resultant diarrhea.

Check out pretty much any movie made pre-Code.

Gravity Falls is the best!

Mr. Aronson:

He’s just being a dickweed. I think he’s trying to troll and failing horribly.

I wasn’t being pissy. You are being a fool. If you don’t know, don’t comment as though you’re some expert. Someone asked you for a citation and you blew up.

Coming on a site and making proclamations like you actually know about a subject is just rude and stupid. I don’t think you’re getting that nobody cares what you think, that you’ve become the joke of this section. Buh bye.

Maybe we should just have a regular Jezebel hexing meeting. We vote on a target of the week, and each put our energy toward that.

They have a vampire protagonist, but the St. Germain books by Chelsea Quinn Yarbro are exceptionally well-researched. She always manages to throw in some weird customs for each era.

I was in high school in the 70s and we have a girl on the varsity baseball team. No incidents reported.