These are just his leaked Fox News auditions.

**farts**

“shut the fuck up if you can’t speak polite.”

A screwdriver is a tool used for inserting and removing screws.

Drunk Kinja is the best Kinja.

Don't worry, I don't agree with Neanderthalman. There's no way you have a job to clock out of. You're just a loser who doesn't have a life outside of trolling GMG comment sections. Get more sleep.

I used to think Boddiger was a writer who actually wanted to moderate the comments, he seems to ungrey people more than the others. He even banned people that were spewing vitriol in the past.

Yep, this was the moment I realized Splinter doesn’t care about trolls:

I will admit to pretending to being TF for a week in an attempt to fuck with him which culminated in being followed by Splinter. I'm really not him though.

I'd say it's worse because every article about Ilhan Omar have been dumpster fires because of Baracka. Throw in AOC and it makes for one hell of a ride.

Maybe you should leave that reply for BarackaObama, Hillary Clinton, or Huffy DS 1600. You know, the actual TomatoFace.

This comment section is going to be a shit show. 

*waves*

“No, we’re not inept morons.”

This should have been a Dead Letters entry.

“Are we being pranked?”

There's so much to process about your comment. I usually ignore odd comments but this is great.

“Must be something in the water.”

Cummings basically reinforced Meadows’ belief that you can’t be racist if you have a black friend.

I look forward to purchasing Ivanka Trump Brand Bootstraps that are manufactured in China.