There are obvious solutions to that but those won't be enacted either. It's almost as if theres something wrong with the system...hrmmm... But the Democrats told me if i was civil and donated to whatever they tweeted about things would be okay!

Can i pay my rent in symbolic votes?

Can’t wait for more of fey’s 2001 vintage “trans people are weird and gross” jokes!

We need to be civil and gentle with the slave owners if we expect them to reach across the aisle an

That’s a shame, this actually looked pretty cool.

this isn't the good flappy reboot! wake me up when flappy fighter is out on android

Lmao my friend your apology means nothing if it was just a pretense to KEEP DOING THIS. congrats, you fooled me for half a second, please log off

the likely findings: unprofessional, but still cruel enough to fall within the purpose of the concentration camps. Agent is put on a brief paid leave and advised to be more discrete in the future

“It’s never the right time to do anything.” - the 2020 Democratic platform.

And as we all know, votes have nothing to do with the actions or motivations of individual politicians, they just move like the tides or something

I’m worried desperately for her safety, even here in her home state. She’s beloved in the twin cities but once you get out of the suburbs Minnesota is Republican country and there’s already a lot of resentment toward anyone who doesn’t look like they’re “from here” in the air.

I somehow doubt even that could do it. She has a vested interest in not taking any decisive action, and there will be plenty of opportunities for priveleged collaborators even if/when the violence becomes impossible to ignore

this news is horrible and i want the person who did it to face trial and punishment but maybe we dont need to be high fiving each other over japans deeply broken justice system

Utterly senseless. I'm speechless

There’s a really good overview of it but it's exclusive to HBO Plus ;3

Sorry, let me issue a correction.

If you dont come to the av club for the tiresome recurring jokes why are you even here?

they get to sleep on a pile of money and awards, make whatever boneheaded thing they want for the rest of their lives, and all they have to do is log off twittter and avoid stadiums filled with sweaty nerds. theyll probably be okay

yeah, im a little reluctant to accept the conspiracy theory. i think they probably just have a lot of irons in the fire and better things to do

I hear Gilead has a pretty nice fireworks factory