Damn near infinite battery life then.

Nothing like making it even weirder:

Ever still the war within my mind rages on. Should I get a steambox, or build my own PC? The choice is looming.

Attn press sneak fucks

Unfortunately a lot of people in real life support the stereotype and that's much worse (though I agree that this doesn't really belong here, it's only supported by the nerd aspect which feels thin imo). They're not all ~geeky losers~ but some of them tend to go dramatically left or right when it comes to…

*panties drop*

And yes, this MAY mean that some women who think all video game players are losers will not want to go on a date with you, but that's a GOOD THING.

How to get women instantly and completely attracted and then turned off in two short sentences:

Way to generalise. I find fluency in C++ far more impressive than fluency in French.

The name No Man's Sky always makes me think of this:

If life gives them lemons ... they make life take back those fucking lemons! They don't need them! They'll create their own lemons. Procedural! I'm Space! ... ON FIRE!

This remains the best message I have ever received, ever. Yes, it got the guy blocked, but it has provided years of entertainment watching people read it and their reactions.

I have a friend who's Korean and GOD! the stuff she had to put up with when she was online dating. Guys who'd only read that she was Asian would send her the most pervy notes and even if the notes weren't pervy it was clear they didn't read beyond "Korean and curvy," and the dick pics! OH! The dick pics!

I'm gay and made a profile before most of the sites had that don't-let-straight-people-see-me option. I got spammed by a ton of 40+ dudes even though I was 18 and had said I was looking for 18-25yo women (or something like that). I deleted my account and didn't make another one for years. Like, geez, I don't need to…

Is it just laying around? Did he piss off the Mob?

I could write a book on this. I have so many men blocked and hidden okstupid suggests men in the next state.

I don't think it makes you sound like an asshole. Part of male privilege is the semi-conscious belief that men are the arbiters of reality. Rationally, many men know that women have different experiences than they do but just as many believe, deep down, that they'd handle those experiences better. It wouldn't bother…

I had a 48-year old message me. I told him I don't date men who discovered masturbation before I was born. He took it as a sign of interest in trying something new. .__.

Please enjoy this message I received when I deleted this guy's message without replying. POF has a function in their upgraded options that allow members to invade your bidness. Keep in mind this is the second ever message (the first one was only one sentence) he's sending someone online.

"Ok so you know what im just…

I love how guys have to actually feel what it's like to be a woman to sympathize with us instead of you know, taking our word on it? Especially when a majority of women talk about their weird online dating experiences.