I would, if only I had any hair....

Why the long face?

Because war...

Salt the wound!

Maybe Bin Stullar and Bob Murphy.

Doubtful. There's probably a Ben Stiller and Bill Murray movie in here somewhere, though.

I sure could go for a nice warm cup of offee about now.

Street Fighter Fury: Championship Combat Clash Kick-Ass Super

Also the abbreviation for the next Street Fighter

Both actually.

That card it'll never be as classy as THIS

Sounds like the kind of stuff Kim Jong would have on his business card next to other titles like "Best Golf player of best Korea" and "Savior of the Korean liberation army" stuff.

Yeah, but is it egg-shell white, or bone? That's what all his friends will want to know. And sans serif? Please!

Sounds like someone's jealous that he's not a China Low Carbon Emission.

It sounds like to me that's a stupid thing to give a shit about. The guy was emotionally abusive to a child, which should be a crime even if it isn't.

I misread the title as "Super Motherhood", which in turn made the title kind of hilarious.

I think this may have been in one of the Gnostic gospels, but Jesus was always getting on Mary about her habit of sticking stuff up people's butts. She was such a prankster.

My friend (and fellow Jezzie) is a trauma surgeon. She apparently tries to educate these anal insertion folks on the size and shape of the object they desire and where to purchase said object, but most of them firmly contend that they "just had an itch" or "passed out" only to find themselves so fixed. Obviously she…