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Thank you for your sacrifice. And this Christmas, remember its true meaning—that Obama wants to take away all your guns and shoot Baby Jesus with them.

So she was moved enough to think about how more people should worship Jesus but not moved enough to, I dunno, buy the homeless guy a sandwich or something. Yeah, that pretty much sums up modern American Christianity right there.

Is there actually a real live person somewhere who gets upset when someone says Merry Christmas?

And it's not even a leap year. Criminy.

As an atheist who loves Christmas, I find all this confusing.

OK, so I've read more of her "stuff" and clearly she is a racist, anti-semitic asshat who doesn't deserve anyone's rationalization. REDACTED!

I know! Twitter isn't your My Little Pony Diary with Heart Lock, people. It's a public forum.

A reminder from your friendly neighborhood lawyer:

Sharon Needles. I just got it.

volunteer with your local animal shelter, become an animal foster "parent," or both. but beware.. if you are anything like me, you will end up with more pets than you had ever planned on having.

I wouldn't call this response a good idea, but I think it's unfair to say that designating one space as "safe" is an implicit declaration that the rest of the convention is "unsafe."

I like to say they are dumb, boring, perverted, racist, and sexist. But hey, that is just me.

Oh man, I could spend the shit out of this money! (No particular order.)

In the states where they publicly reveal the name, form a LLC. I believe that keeps your name private. Then spend, spend, spend and help others.

Student loans. $550 mil should just about cover 'em.

I'd certainly quit my job, travel, and then study full-time again for the rest of my life.

Umm, it's a Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds 50 Shades movie.

I'd make the Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson 50 Shades of Grey movie happen :]

You're a special kind of stupid.