Bethesda is sure doing a fine job building up the anticipation with their silence

As an ex-VS sales associate I say, PREACH! All of this is true. All of it. However, the article is bull. We were absolutely not told to pounce on men or try to trick them into buying the most expensive thing if they would've been happier with a cheaper item. I always tried to help people get a good deal. After working…

This almost makes me want to cry.

Yeah I'm getting a little tired of all those bald black chicks.

Agree to everything here - I worked there, too. By no means a perfect job, but a bit sorry to see the sales force decried as a pack of vultures - they are constantly coached, shoppers routinely complain they want more assistance, and they are not earning any kind of commission on their sales.

My ex once bought me an Agent Provocateur thong.

So here's the thing:

I worked at Victoria's Secret for five years. I worked there during college, and then for a few years after I graduated because I couldn't find a "real job." (Eventually, I loaded all my hopes and dreams into my Kia and moved to the Big City and got a job that relates to my degree.)

With this in…

As much as I loathe PC-for-the-sake-of-PC, it's still pretty racist when you exploit it for giggles and YouTube views like this jackoff.

Hasn't it already been scientifically established that people of radically different ethnicities, without regular exposure, DO have a harder time evaluating differences in faces? I'd swear I read that somewhere, years ago.

I got all excited until I realised it was Raphanus sativus var. longipinnatus.

Hah, so I just had to turn my headphones down really quiet at work so I could watch someone touch a vegetable. That's a new kind of #NSFW for sure!

Me too. It's like "Challange accepted"

Punishment fitting the crime much?

Human greed and violence should be banned. Noble idea.

You win a Burt Reynolds eclair! Eat up!

FIXED IT FOR YOU AMERICA

Goddamnit, SCOTUS. I'm well aware of why they are being careful on this one, but I was *really* hoping they'd be all "hahahahaha, nope."

I believe I have found the best way for intaking your drug of choice: intraventricular cannula.

Are we sure they aren't butt chugging them? Is that what the kids get into these days?