Are you me? Because if I go a couple months without sex I get kind of ridiculous. It's actually kind of awkward when I'm drunk and not-so-subtlety hitting on my gay male friends, or my straight male friends, or my straight girl friends, or my lesbian friends .... Luckily my friends are very understanding the next day.

Celibacy is not having sex.

Fact: I agreed to a first date with my husband because he reminded me of Dr. Reid.

Actually, it was that particular tweet that made me think this is someone trying for a Shit My Dad Says style account to "get famous" as a comedian/writer... who is failing miserably.

Maybe he is saying "read a history book" as in, "I read a history book."

I know one history book seems like a lot for this guy to have read, but you never know.

"Pussyification"? Come on dude.

So ... let me get this straight. On August 4th, women are shallow because they only admire women that society has deemed attractive, as opposed to women who have accomplishments.

On all other days, the only thing David Hookstead feels it relevant to critique women based on their appearances and not their…

Well, American Ninja Warrior is now on the back burner this evening! Thanks for the recommendation.

You've never lead me wrong before, so consider my job quit.

No. Just no. This is racism.

I only read the headline, momentarily considered the idea, and then immediately jumped into the comments section to say that this is the greatest idea ever in the history of ideas.

Yes she received a bomb threat, but Laurie Penny won't know true terror until someone calls her "meh".

Since you are at U of I, I hope you have had the chance to check out the Moms and Babies program at the Women's Prison in Decatur. All the women in the program are low risk offenders, but I kindof wish all prisons were like that with a focus on rehabilitation, education and family unification. The program last I knew…

Whatever, dude. I just had a male member of a board I've posted on for four years straight-up call me ugly, and I didn't even flinch, even though his own avatar is definitely a 3/10 WOULD NOT BANG situation. Women of the Internet are just used to this stuff. (Also, I am totally adorable.)

This man would not last A DAY in Lindy West's Twitter life.

I dunno, I miss the bed my ex had. It was big enough for me and the German Shepherd I essentially took care of to snuggle in the morning after she left, my only time to myself.

Not that anyone asked, but if you ever get divorced, split up with a live-in lover, etc., when you're splitting up the stuff, try to leave him/her the bed, with all its bad karma.

Question: is it expected that Craigslist people will carry shit they buy down the stairs to their cars? And is there a way to convince people that I don't want to haggle with them?

I feel the same way, but then again—as my sister pointed out to me—when you sleep on a hotel mattress it's basically the same thing. (Worse actually, since far fewer people probably slept on the used mattress vs. the hotel bed.) Still, I bought a brand new mattress rather than saving money on a used one via…