Sad story. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves with brainy puns.

Well, there is an assumption, for some reason, that if you are here on Jalopnik you have an appreciation for cars that are basically built as moving works of art and technology.  

I would love to see this but we also cry about the police state in this country, illegal stops, property seizure by shitty police departments basically stealing from people, etc. The kid has to be arrested and convicted. Unless there is some nuisance law that may be on the books in Seattle, you have to let the justice…

Here is a video of a black man on the street filming a traffic stop. The other cops shoved him then tried to do the stupid assertive dominance thing that bullies in high school do. He gets taken down and arrested. For filming. A constitutionally protected right. Cuz he’s black. Don’t be so obtuse. 

997.2 is peak 911. I really tried to talk myself into one before deciding on a 981 S for my first Porsche (totaled by Hurricane Ida flooding RIP) since I knew I wanted to track it as much as I could. I still scroll for 997.2 Carrera 4S cabs though (if not my ONLY I would go cab). 

A lightly used unicorn would be good too. I think I have seen 3-4 Artereons in the wild. Ever. 

Thank you!

Is this V6 the long running Pentastar V6? If so, that thing has been around forever and has terrible power numbers given its displacement and number of cylinders. I thought Stellantis was using a turbo inline 6 as its latest and greatest? 

I drive my GT4 to many race tracks as far as 4.5 hours away. Cruise control is fine. Adaptive cruise control sucks. 

If you can give me an adaptive cruise control that allows me to still change lanes to weave through traffic without the car starting to slow down 200 feet form the next one, I will use it. But no one does so I will keep loving my “dumb” cruise control on my GT4 while cursing the terrible one on my Range Rover and my…

As a Jersey guy, yes we have some GTL types who wear cologne to a gym. 

There might have been 175 passengers on board. 12% of Americans are black so say 21 black people, half of whom are men. So out of 11 black men on a plane, 8 unrelated black male travelers were removed for body odor issues? Highly suspect. If it was an international flight to some countries where I know the use of…

I wasn’t going as far back as air cooled, but despite owning a 981 GT4 that I will keep forever, it would never be my only car. However, I could make a 997.2 Carrera 4S my only car for life.

This seems to be a massive overreaction to a misunderstanding, which is basically how you get innocent brown and black people shot dead by cops all the time. Between the tournament, traffic cops, closed roads, being dark, etc, I am sure he was just trying to get to the entrance. I can’t imagine he was blasting through…

I don’t know that I would buy any rental car. That said, in the one anecdote that the article covers, Hertz actually did the right thing and swapped the car out for the guy. Trust me, I am shocked as well. 

A large office development in downtown Jersey City does the same. They have parking meters on private streets and will boot your car until you pay the ticket in person immediately. I assume it’s because they created streets out of private property not them again I would also guess that there would have to be a…

This Mirage mode is so old that it practically started life in the 80s

Sir, this is a Wendy’s. 

Yup. Just target the cars with NRA, The skull crusher dude, or the Gadsden flag. 

We can play Right Wing Media Bingo with this guy: