I'm ready.

This! There are a lot of replies attributing their behavior to the possibility of food, but they'll gather around anything unusual that isn't openly threatening. You stand around in a pasture doing nothing but chewing and pooping, you get bored.

Too bad we needlessly gendered this shit in the first place, or else we could just, ya know, call them "restrooms".

Alternatively:

RESTROOM
For people to pee/poop/change their tampon/cry in private/waste time playing candy crush/etc. regardless of their gender identity, gender expression, sexual identity, sexual…

I´m actually not a fan of this change. It´s great that they want to help us, but since they are only relabeling the family restrooms, I fear that this will de facto ban transgender students from all other restrooms. I´m cynical that way.

This isn't that impressive when you realize that if you just go walk up to a fence with a bunch of cows, they eventually all come over to see what's going on/if you have food/dog/anything.

If this is a BSDM thing I'm totally cool with it.

Look, I've never been married, but I'm pretty sure most couples' "shadow wedding" is also known as "planning the goddamn wedding."

I saw the headline and assumed it was a dumb new wedding photography trend.

One more thought — A TRADITIONAL WEDDING CEREMONY IS MEANT TO ACKNOWLEDGE SOMETIMES YOUR RELATIONSHIP WILL SUCK. That's why you promise to love and live with the person even if you get sicker or poorer, or things get all-around worse. I know we've all heard those words so often we don't quite register what they mean,…

When I saw the phrase "shadow wedding," here are some things I thought it might refer to before I clicked through to read this post:

But do you have a flag?

Not to hate on a child but the family has asked that family members refer to her as Princess Emily. If she's not a holy terror yet, she's about to become a royal pain. ha ha, royal pain! Get it? Topical! NAILED IT.

Unsurprisingly, there's an actual reason Bir Tawil's status is strange. Egypt borders Sudan, but they disagree with each other as to where the border is. Egypt asserts an 1899 version is correct, which gives Egypt the valuable Hala'ib Triangle while leaving the far less valuable Bir Tawil to Sudan. Sudan asserts a…

"If we can turn North Sudan into an agricultural hub for the area ... a lot of technology has gone into agriculture and water," he said. "These are the things (the kids) are concerned with."

So how much fun do you think little Emily is to have in class.. . . . .her poor teacher

I challenge his claim with a trial by combat. I also have a child I can't say no to and a large sense of entitlement to lands that don't concern me.

"The snide comments and casual racism here is just ridiculous."

Good luck with the rest of fatherhood, buddy.