I thought Alissa Walker was the worst editor over at Gawker for her endlessly annoying utopian autonomous car puff pieces, but I now pass that honor to you and whatever the fuck you call this sensationalist bullshit. Can’t wait for “the big one” to bring Darwinism back to the west coast and finally put an end to you…

Ah yes, the bar where I peed next to a Badgers football player who was saying, as a girl appeared to be grabbing his junk, “It’s not coming out because you’re squeezing it too tight.”

you read Deadspin and are statistically most likely to be an irritable dad with a law degree

So Donald Trump gets the most votes and now the authorities are working to prevent him getting the nomination?

A whole lot like commenting on Gawker sites.

Lol that’s what I was trying to say, but you articulated it in a better fashion.

See, this is more my style. I am not totally against the idea of a shared party, because, I am not really into strippers and have already relegated myself to my monogamous and domesticated future. Whatever.

Sanderson probably already has his own drafts ready to go.

an adult brawl at a Florida Little League game

Actually, that wasn’t so much as “karma” as it was “proving his point”.

feminism is the most aggressive cancer

There have been many critics that take issue with the ‘killing poor people bit.’ Me, on the other hand, could care less. It is shooting at you? Can you shoot back at it? Okay, that’s enough for me.

I never questioned the morality of killing pink demon cow things in DOOM, or wondered what the part of the world the…

I too get upset when video game reviews remark on the setting and premise.

No snark. Your dumb comment is dumb. It's the opposite of an insightful observation.

Your comment is dumb, and you should feel dumb for making it.

Yes to your edit...the fix was only for the named bosses in the regular world where even if they were killed, if their henchmen were still alive, the boss would insta-respawn upon the players death.

If I’m already going 20+ mph over the posted in the left, I tend to believe the onus is on you to go around if you want to go 100.

No, it’s why you get off your high horse and move the fuck over.

Yeah, nearly dying was certainly “what was coming to him” for driving too close to the car in front of him.