You say this isn’t a story about greed. It absolutely is a story about greed. Why do players worry so much about what other players are making? OK, so he thinks he’s better than Player X and should therefore be payed more than Player X. And if we were talking about 2 players making the major league minimum, he would…

LOL WUT?

A cameo wouldn’t hurt their poor, privileged asses.

...you realize saying it was statistically insignificant works against the point you’re trying to make, right?

oh noes an athlete had a normal human reaction to a heartbreaking loss

nothin’ classier than slapping women with yer dick and shipping HGH to your wife, is there

So here’s a sincere question: How do people who have just lost the Super Bowl usually behave? Because, if my memory serves, they usually act glum, answer questions curtly, and (often) cut the interview off after a few questions. But maybe my memory is faulty?

Sorry. I mistyped something on a fucking phone. I’ll have a talk with my copy editor. Christ.

What the fuck? When did Deadspin turn into a shitty fucking hot take factory? How the hell are you comparing Newton’s press conference to that Manning press conference? Manning literally blamed his teammates for the loss. THAT is what made that so shitty. Neeton didn’t do anything like that. He gave curt answers. He…

This must be fake, we all know that the EU has strict gun control and if we were like them, we wouldn’t have mass shootings.

Jerry won’t allow it? You know, I know everyone is ready to put him there, but he doesn’t actually play for the Cowboys. He’s not Jerry’s problem.

I thought he already played for the Browns.