Allow me to connect the dots then. You act as though for someone not to want to have to sit at a table next to you and your kids, they must have a stick up their butt.

Not to mention their insane levels of graft and corruption making even places like Chicago and New Orleans look like ethical paragons.

Right? They’re such fucking edgelords.

They are quick to prep, affordable, and have that bland/salty combination that most kids are willing to eat.

Hey, dipshit, didn’t say I’d bring my kids there.

And?

Yes, my standards are so low that I think a restaurant that doesn’t know how to effectively manage parents and children who get unruly on occasion is probably being run by someone who’s stiff and boring.

Hey, look, another moron who’s missing the distinction I’m making, and can only contemplate a world where their only options are:

As someone with a 1 month old and a boundary testing asshole who is occasionally mistaken for being my 3 year old child, I’ve been looking for recipes like this.

If something has been made clear amid this unrest, it is that the future of Nicaragua has no place for the Ortega regime. The country has gone through many decades of dictatorship, and the current regime’s 23-year rule has been more than long enough. As we have seen in the streets, a new generation has emerged and is…

I devoured and still devour a lot of non alt-progressive political commentary.

Is there anything more annoying that food nativists?

I was thinking I might try to make her crapes, but honestly it’s going to be whatever the 1 month old and the 3 year old will cooperate long enough for me to put together.

If Republican voters can elect Trump president, they can certainly elect an unhinged, racist, ex-con coal baron to the U.S. Senate. Flake—who has voted in line with Trump’s agenda 85% of the time—lives in a dream world constructed entirely from his own delusions.

Yikes Cynthia.

Instead of pretending you know the motives of everyone criticizing her,

You’re giving the people who got outraged way too much credit.

Yeah, big tourist hubs are a bit of an exception in my experience. I didn’t have much trouble with Orlando security, but I spent 2 hours in line at a car rental agency trying to get a car to drive around for a few days when I went there for my sister’s wedding about 3 weeks into Disney’s busy season.

I don’t think a protester would ever be allowed to get that close to any Attorney General, Republican or Democrat.

I’ve just started to dabble in watching a few streams (consequences of having a newborn is I can’t game much when I’m at home).