You think the 36 year old who watched Jordan when they were 11 is bad about that?

For the longest time I used to think “where are these mythical lines people are talking about” being so long. I fly a handful of times a year and sometimes I fly during “peak” travel days/times from DFW airport, and I’ve come to the conclusion that people are crazy impatient, and don’t value “time to stand around and…

Yes, theater management should deal with it.

You don’t think Subway Jared, Larry Nassar and Jerry Sandusky should be free men?

My point is that you should confront that parent.

I mean, relative to when they bought it, they are.

Yeah, uh no. Goodbye.

Oh, well, too bad that pretty much all of the management at every single movie theater disagrees with you.

is not here for Denver or any of the other communities where it owns papers. It’s here for profit.

Why?

Again, there’s nothing stopping a restaurant from using discretion if a kid gets too disruptive.

Yes I do.

We’re talking specifically about this restaurant, not those other places.

But you’re acting as if the only alternatives are:

If your kid isn’t interested in watching a movie because he’s going to be running around like crazy, then you don’t go to the movie because neither you nor the kid will enjoy the movie at a movie theater. Also, if a kid is engaging in viewing ruining antics, there’s nothing that stops the theater from using a little…

Yep, it wouldn’t. I’d be sitting there thinking about the 15 conversations that I know some of the other patrons had before going there “LET’S GO HERE THEY DON’T LET KIDS COME AND KIDS ARE THE WORST !!11!!11!!” and it’d bug me, because it’s just annoying to know I’m even in the presence of people that thin skinned and…

Two things:

Wrong on both counts.

Even if it’s a place I would never actually take my kids, something about that ban being explicit is just ... off-putting.

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